Restroom Line Held Up By Man Resting

Indignant Starbucks patrons waited impatiently for the unisex bathroom before an employee finally opened the door to find a well-dressed middle-aged man, curled up in fetal position clutching his brief case.
“It was a long day at work,” the gentleman uttered in a British accent. ” I am not sleeping, just resting before returning home. Is that not what these rooms are for?”
While being dragged out the brit, shouted repeatedly, “I was not bathing, I was not bathing.”
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